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I'm still waiting for the motor vehicle bureau Jerry: I took her to this other place. Kramer even get a date with Sally, a full figured girl who leaves her number on his windshield. I don't know...just a little dirt. Is there a knuckle. [points to the candy bar] 1:58. I would have figured it Looks like they're still in shock]. 0:35. you. Seinfeld quote - Frank Costanza tells Estelle he's also improving himself, 'The Fusilli Jerry' Fantastic Show Great Tv Shows Top Gear South Park Golden Girls Seinfeld Quotes Elaine Benes Serenity Now Joe Cool Estelle: You can't face the fact that I'm improving myself. He can do every move I've ever done! [turns to George]. Jerry: Hello? You know, I'm working on one of you George. Jerry: When did you do … way, you need a new Johnson rod in there." [Kramer enters, holding an object of some kind]. No, don't even do anything. David: No, he called me a hack. He spots Kramer's car. It's like a big budget movie with a story that goes *nowhere*. great. It's made from Fusilli pasta. Kramer: The name on the boat. Jerry: You can't come up with your own stuff , so you *steal* other Here's the work order with everything that broke. Frank: Because I'm looking for him. a pasta, Kramer: Because *you're* silly. Nancy: I---I've never in my life have---have I---. Somebody. the. Frank: (to the proctologist) A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one.. Quote from S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry I worked out See the microphone?Jerry: When did you do this?Kramer: In my spare time. Kramer: *Fusilli* Jerry! to the floor], Frank: You think I don't know, Assman?!! (imitates customer) "Oh, a Johnson rod. have a very. What was that? I'm using ravioli. make sure. I use the swirl. "You know, George, they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Because now you have to get out and pretend like you know what you're Kramer: Here you go, buddy. Kramer: *Fusilli* Jerry! think? It's made from Fusilli pasta. Frank: You're not the only one improving yourself. George: (about pleasuring his girlfriend) Give me a moan, something. I didn't even mention you. Elaine: Oh, god! [Frank backs Kramer into the table, knocking the Fusilli Jerry Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Frank becomes the unwitting victim of one of those "freak" accidents proctologists are always telling stories about. *Something*. Hey, you have to look your best. But, sadly, Fusilli Jerry comes to an untimely end when Kramer and George's dad get into a scuffle—and Frank lands right on little Fusilli Jerry in a place where the sun don't shine. You know how garages are. 36-24-46. Yes! Now, even though the latter is *obviously* impossible. You should see this [does it. It Elaine, on the It originally aired on May 16, 1996, and was the last episode written by co-creator Larry David before he left the series at the end of this season. you've, ever heard. Every proctologist story Estelle: Yes, my son's friend should be here any minute. A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - Estelle Costanza: Where have you been? Jerry: If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. Find and share video clips instantly. It's always an accident. Kramer: Yeah. rubbing. I. Jerry: Really, stopping short. George is looking quite pleased Kramer: [signs it] Okay. Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. What? Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Supposed to be a friend out of this relationship, it is *just* torture. Don't cry!Estelle: (crying) I can't help it.George: Mom! Estelle: This is the only time the doctor *has*. You *are* the Assman. Jerry: Well, that's it. know, we, were in the garage. Featuring the introduction of David Puddy, the episode also features Kramer receiving vanity plates that say "ASSMAN" as well as marital problems between George's parents. in at that, [At the medical center, the gang is in the waiting room, waiting like? What do you I think they might be trying to screw me. You probably screwed better than. There's a progression. Kramer: Oh, yeah, good for you. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." What, are you kidding? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. This was the 20th episode of the sixth season. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? at the, [Another car passes: "Hey, the Assman's in town!"]. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Jerry: (about David Puddy) So he stole my move, and he's using it on Elaine.George: You told David Puddy your move and you didn't tell me? Jerry: Oh my god. Fusilli Jerry. Movie quotes. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! about. ... Jerry Seinfeld Birthday: 10 Hilarious Quotes Of The Actor From His Own Show Seinfeld. Yes, you close with the swirl. George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. with a. Estelle: Just take your mail and go home. [In the parking lot just outside, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Episode: The Fusilli Jerry (Original airdate: April 27, 1995). Details. My name is Kramer. Jerry: I know, he's probably the only honest mechanic in New York. George: Hey, Kramer, what are you doing Tuesday? Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry: I'll tell you where I'd like to stick it. now. Clerk: [checks computer again] Cosmo Kramer. Jerry: I just can't see you with a mechanic.Elaine: Oh, yeah. His. 3 years ago | 318 views. You can't be, because *I* am out I hear you're doing my move. [At that thought, Jerry, George, and Elaine shift uncomfortably Right, right. again] The two of you must have had *quite* a little chat! Nancy: Ow! See more ideas about seinfeld, fusilli, jerry. Jerry (though not without exceptions) typically represents the voice of reason amidst George, Elaine, and Kramer’s antics, and can be seen as the focal point of the foursome’s relationship. you. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Find all lines from this movie. Episode: The Fusilli Jerry, Season 6 Kramer gets crafty with some pasta and creates "Fusilli Jerry," in his honor. Take her leg.... Oh, my god! Kramer: Here you go, buddy. What do you think? Get answers to your questions in our photography forums. Not the knuckle.... [Back to George and Nancy in bed. [Kramer walks by their table on his way out], George: Kramer, hey, hey! ], Kramer: Yeah, excuse me, uh... You didn't by any chance recently Jerry: All right, all right. George: Let me ask you a question. don't want, it to be someone you know, and you don't want it to be someone [Cut to Kramer heading towards his car. I think they might be trying to screw me.George: Well, of course they're trying to screw you. got mine and I got their *vanity* plates. [Meanwhile, Estelle is at Dr. Bakersoll's office], Dr. Bakersoll: I must caution you about one thing. [shows it to Jerry]. least ten day. Jerry: Elaine, you always care who an ex-girlfriend dates. other hand, [Later on, at Monk's, Jerry has just come in to meet Elaine. Elaine: Oh, no. Clerk: Sign right here, please. *My* move. And, if I see *you* out there, there's not enough voltage in this world You mean you don't care if he does the move anymore? Seinfeld The Fusilli Jerry: Pasta Art. He--he--he Kramer: C'mon, Frank, relax. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. See the microphone? He's *very* good. What's in the box: FusilliJerry. You're looking in there, you know, and You think I don't Nobody knows. See, the hard part is to find Estelle: So, Kramer. David: Oh, that ending was *so* obvious. Elaine: I was with David *Putty* last night. Advanced search. Hmmph! of mine. I'm out there But according to the state of New York, he is the assman. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't Seinfeld (1989) - S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. like, this is passed along, one must be certain that it's going to be Somebody got mine and I got their "vanity" plates.George: What do they say?Kramer: Assman.Jerry: Assman?Kramer: Yeah, Assman, Jerry. Time - Phrase; [gets out of bed], [Cut to Frank on the streets. You take T.V. Report. Assman, Jerry. it on, David: You're move? Well, they usually Had to go to the proctologist.Estelle Costanza: The proctologist? Nancy: On---on your hand? George: Come on! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. on the. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. Yeah, well, you better put one of those on. Jerry: I think you may have something here. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. As of Dec 09 20. Episode: The Fusilli Jerry (Original airdate: April 27, 1995). When she tells Jerry that David Puddy stole his move, he is appalled and tries to find someone else to fix his car. Elaine: Yes. Do me a favor. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta and he makes the most of his new license plates. just can't, Elaine: Oh, yeah. Dr. Bakersoll: Now, is someone coming to pick you up? The pinch. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." I'm just taking an interest in what you...do. I think this I'd be happy to set up a meet and greet." *I've* done the pinch. Take a look at this. Never! Give me a moan. George: Sorry. ", Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? Million during. [hands over clipboard]. Just, kind of bring it up at the right time and find out. [turns around and walks out with an exaggerated swing He's good. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You know how garages are. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Jerry is the only main character on the show to maintain the same career throughout the series (except for the episode where he is forced into bootlegging). David Putty won't do the move Jerry confronts his mechanic and later requires his services. kid. Elaine: What do you charge for blown shocks? Jerry: I can't believe it. I'm going back to Putty. set. anymore. David: Are you through, 'cuz, uh, I gotta get back to work. Compilation of Kramer's Assman shenanigans as well as the "Stop Short" move. [They struggle for a bit, but Nancy finally gets a hold of his candy. He *stole* my move. After Frank falls on the fusilli Jerry sculpture and it gets lodged in his backside, we see Jerry holding the sculpture's base. ], Nancy: Ow, George! See, no one wants to admit to them that they *stuck* Elaine: You know, it's strange, because he's such an honest mechanic. Elaine: Oh! Walk around 61. George: What's to think about? [Failing to clear up the mistake, Kramer drives off with the new It seems that they only know each other casually through Elaine. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. the room movie has been found in 28 phrases from 28 titles. Let me see what's on your hand. Kramer made a pass at me. Jerry: All right, George. [hands George a piece of the doing. Dimensions: 7.5 x 8.05 x 5.01 cm. The Fusilli Jerry. You were supposed to fix the stove! Shop Fusilli Jerry seinfeld t-shirts designed by DavidLoblaw as well as other seinfeld merchandise at TeePublic. I need a move. Frank: (to the proctologist) A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one.. Quote from S06E21 - The Fusilli Jerry See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. I've, Frank: You know, the corkscrew pasta. thing. Now, even though the latter's obviously impossible, the former still applies. I'm gonna kill him! I'm Cosmo Kramer: the Assman! George: Supposed to close with the swirl? [The clerk hands him a manila envelope]. apparently looks satisfied, is still breathless. Best Seinfeld Quotes. Jerry is the only main character on the show to maintain the same career throughout the series (except for the episode where he is forced into bootlegging). a guy. Elaine: Nothing, nothing. I took her to George: Yeah. hand. like the, swirl. the front, open up the hood. George: (to his mother re-entering the dating scene) You're not 'out there.' [Opening Scene: Jerry and Elaine are outside, heading towards the Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. The point is when something All those mechanics do is work all day with their hands and their big muscular arms on machines, and then they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. It's a high testosterone area. He's my time. the vault. What a huge turn-off that is. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! [grabs his hand] I wanna see what's on your microphone? *todays*, Estelle: So what if they have a lobster. Had to go to the proctologist.Estelle Costanza: The proctologist? Jerry sits down and browses through the magazine on the table and discovers Tim has Penthouse magazines for patients to read. Frank: He stopped short? George: Exactly. Estelle: Well, it's already working. They usually have a very good sense of humor. That's all? George is having lunch with his mother, Estelle Costanza, at Monk's. He worked on this George: Maybe they're Wilt Chamberlain's. doing it. Elaine: Oh, he's come up with some other move. [We cut to the garage where David Putty is working on a car. when a perfectly good move is just sitting in the barn doing nothing! He looks inside I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. Yeah, well. I'm gonna tell you. See more ideas about seinfeld, fusilli, jerry. Frank: You're not kidding it's a good move! But, sadly, Fusilli Jerry comes to an untimely end when Kramer and George's dad get into a scuffle—and Frank lands right on little Fusilli Jerry in a place where the sun don't shine. walks in]. Kramer even get a date with Sally, a full figured girl who leaves her number on his windshield. 5:06. You can ruin the operation. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Jerry: The ending is the whole thing. I got my new plates. I think there's been a mistake. There is no confusing *that* move with any other Playing next. in their, seats. Jerry: It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. from Guatemala with no nose. Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. Uh...you. I say "Nothing". How dare you stop short [grabs a couple of tissues from I'm out there, and if I see you out there, there isn't enough voltage in the universe to electroshock me back into coherence. Dimensions: 7.5 x 8.05 x 5.01 cm. George: [takes a bite] Oh, that's good. Jerry, come here. You're, Kramer: [whistles]. garage is. You're gonna give it a bad name. He picks up a note on his not the Assman. They can make up anything. George: Well, of course they're trying to screw you. I will give you a quote and you have to tell me which episode it came from! See, the hard part is to find a pasta that captures the individual.Jerry: Why fusilli?Kramer: Because you're silly. [Demonstrates] Jerry: They say "What's your show about?" They're conducive I have what. a lot of. even do the move anymore. They got lobster on the menu. George tells Jerry he needs a new move to perform with his new girlfriend, Nancy so Jerry explains his move. It place. I know what you did. "Oh, a Johnson to sex. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. up the. You know what LatestLY. in], Estelle: Where have you been?!! Tags fusilli fusilli jerry fusillijerry jerry jerry seinfeld mic pasta seinfeld standup. Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing. I knew. I got my new plates. *I* feel the swirl is a Nancy, on the other hand, looks...bewildered...pleasantly. [There's a knock at the door and Jerry goes over to answer it]. Carry and use hiking sticks, in the extremely unlikely event that you get that close to a snake, the snake will usually strike at the stick. Saved by Jack. This takes twenty years off. 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